Greig Bowles originated as a hybrid chinese/italian transgender chum salmon on a warm winter summer, and raised by Danny DeVito until march 1869. After a harsh life of trying to swim upstream, Danny DeVito got disappointed in him. For this exact reason, the little twat threw him into a puddle where Greig was left to die until the water vaporized. In the last seconds of his life, a white beam of light appeared before him. None other than Odin, god of wisdom, poetry, death, divination and magic, as well as ruler of Asgard. “Hey x” he said. “I am Odin, I am a god and shit. My son is in movies. Whaddup.” Greig was astonished of his stunning appearance and majestic beard. Odin gave Greig his wisdom. “A have a spare body of some random Viking cunt, it is yours now. Go and eff shit up. Now piss off, I have to go make my wife some spaghetti.” And that he did. Odin made his wife spaghetti, but used the wrong pasta sauce. His wife Frigg suddenly attacked him, but Greig was there to protect him. After stopping the attack, Frigg said “Let me kill that dickwad, I’ll give you his beard.” Greig was immediately convinced. Greig inherited Odin’s beard. “From now on, you shall be known as Caine” Frigg said. “Be wary of some pussy called Headhunterz, he will try to steal your future friends known as GPF”.